Mullet Admirer Prints

"Given the chance, would it have been a mullet?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Alien David statue

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Love a Mutt

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Rodin's Thinker.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Frizzbee statue.

Squirrel on the beach

No, I don

You are what you eat!

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

ATM withdrawal

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Mammoth Posing

Tree Squirrel

Statue of Liberty