Mischievous Mutt Admirer Prints

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Good, but not Great Danes.

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'What sort of mix is she?'

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

Meditation for dogs

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

I wonder if he can think.

'I must be losing it. I forgot to try to trip someone walking down the stairs today.'

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

"I know I said my dog had no teeth, mister- but that's not my dog!"

'It's a long story...'

"You can perform a satanic ritual in the poultry department when you're older."

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

Thoughtful Dog

'Bad dog!!'

"That's our paper shredder."

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

"You should've called me sooner!"

NO DOG GOLF