Mulled Wine Enthusiast Prints

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Making mulled wine.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'A cheeky red?'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Bacchus.

Sauvignon Bonk

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

'Man...You age great!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I think it stopped breathing."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"He gets easily abstracted."