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'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

Playing pig

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Down On the Farm

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Bungee sodbustin'

'It needs more dirt.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Pete Bog

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'