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"Don't be such a stick-in-the-mud, Harold. You're holding up the whole group."

Glastonbury. After.

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Playing pig

Cook and her Maids

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

In the art gallery

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Saying Grace.

"Welcome to the United States."

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."