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'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

The end is near

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Vaccine hurdles

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'Where does it hurt?'

"Accepting for..."

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"Don't just stand there gawping women! Give me a hand with my monthly salary!"

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Case in Point

"She's all surgery and he's all pharmacy."

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'