Mri Enthusiast Gifts

'Um...Dr. Daly, I think there's something wrong with the MRI.'

Thin man enters 'Closed and Narrow MRI', heavy man enters 'Open and Wide MRI'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Examinations.

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Mars Rover

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'