Moving To Council Housing Prints

'Why, Grandma. What a spare bedroom you have!'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Dog on man's stair lift

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Danger Falling Leaves

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"Privare equity bought the dam and jacked up rent. Nests are next."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

Assisted Living.

"Hmmm, as far as I can gather, unfortunately, it is an eviction notice: we need to find a new home. . ."

"By the time Edith thought to complain about her new stairlift, she was already airborne."

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

'It's a very old cuckoo clock.'