Moving To An Old House Prints

Introducing...The Creeping Draft

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Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Doing the borders.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Lazy Octopus

"Man's best friends."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Painting the Ceiling

Yardless: Please help

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"