Moving To A New Suburb Prints

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

Culture Saturday

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Picking pastries.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

Relaxing in the Sun

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"I just..."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."