Moving To A New Suburb Mugs

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Carefree luggage.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Omara Portuondo

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Culture Saturday

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Picking pastries.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Relaxing in the Sun

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Why Cows Leave Home

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"I just..."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."