Moving To A New Mountain Area Mugs

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

Country Bumpkin.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Thatched roof car.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Holiday cottage

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

A Gated Community.

'Our giant sale now on!'

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

The Scenic Route

Information...

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."