Moving To A Desert Area Mugs

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Desert - Crawler Lane.

Cactus Fountain

"Ahhh... close enough."

Stairlift around cliff face.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Jasper's Limo Service.

Information...

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

"The middle of nowhere was too dead for us, so we moved her to the outskirts of nowhere where there's a lot more going on!"

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

Absurd snow clearing machine

'Did you know the neighbors bought a snowblower?'

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Stretch-Camel.

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'...And the property is in the catchment area for good local alcoholics anonymous groups.'

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.