Moving To A Desert Area Gifts

Desert - Crawler Lane.

Cactus Fountain

"Ahhh... close enough."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Jasper's Limo Service.

Information...

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

Absurd snow clearing machine

'Did you know the neighbors bought a snowblower?'

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

Stretch-Camel.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

Joe was so poor, his dog was a tumbleweed.

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

'...And the property is in the catchment area for good local alcoholics anonymous groups.'

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

'Thanks for showing the new kid around, Wesley.'