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'Frankly I'm looking for a doctor I won't outlive and have to change to another.'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'That's the diagnosis of my diagnostic desktop. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my diagnostic tablet.'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

"When I suggested you should walk a couple of miles a day I didn't mean to just see me!"

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'Doctors are all booked up. Nurse is busy. The best I can do is offer to type your symptoms into Google.'

'Nevermore.'

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'Flexi-space.'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."

"Why are they called freshers when they only eat processed food?"