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'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Tool Box

Lazy Octopus

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Yardless: Please help

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

A DIY disaster.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"I just..."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."