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'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Yardless: Please help

Tool Box

Lazy Octopus

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

A DIY disaster.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I just..."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."