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"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Moving in

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Did you pack the Vermont maple syrup?"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Nest building

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

Self-Isolating Hamster

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

'I'm on my way dear!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

Ice Fishing.

The light is green.

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

'She moved in with the guy who delivered the flowers I sent her.'

'We know you have a cat.'

Home Ship Home

'...We would really like to see the children in a more stable home. A steel toed work boot for example.'

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

"Can I move in with you?"

"Why don't you want me to lay siege to this one? It's got two and a half baths and an eat-in kitchen."

"I work from home. Well, technically my parents' home. I live in their basement."

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'