Moving To A Better Place Prints

"What a pity you couldn't bring it with you - I just got word that you won the lottery."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Tool Box

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

A DIY disaster.

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"I just..."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'