Moving Far Away T-Shirts

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Vaccination Passport

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Technological Dependence.

Airport

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."