Moving Far Away T-Shirts

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Vaccination Passport

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Technological Dependence.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Airport

Trust

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."