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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"You've changed."

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

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'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

Unconditional Loveseat

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'