Movie Tagline Fan Gifts

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Before Cordless Light Sabers

OMG.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

Plays well with other people's $.

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

'Bone appetit!'

In and Out Boxes: Good, Bad, and Ugly.

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

Planet of the Dems

"You had me at ole."

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

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"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

You talking to me?

"Oh, ....you know, ....sittin 'on the dock of the bay, ....wastin' time."

Dancing with the Star Wars

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

The Polite Inquirer

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.