Movie Quoting Master Gifts

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

Herman Mankiewicz

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Rutger Shower

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!"

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

In and Out Boxes: Good, Bad, and Ugly.

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a dam."

"You're gonna need a bigger boater."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

I want you to work on something when you get home, minion. I'm supposed to be able to rest once I've gone home. I've always wanted to have a trademark one-liner, like the heroes of all those old action movies. Like in Cobra. Sylvester Stallone was a rogue cop who told a criminal "You're the disease, and I'm the cure." Or like in Total Recall, when Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife turned out to be an evil killer. He eliminated her and then said "Consider that a divorce." Or like in They Live, when ju

'I'm groping for a snappy, Hollywood-style one-liner in answer to your question, your Honor, but all I'm coming up with is 'Not Guilty!''

Ho! Ho! Ho! From North Pole.

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

DVD Blu-Ray. Action. Adventure. Sale. Ernie, what's the movie where Harrison Ford lifts a drain cover and makes a getaway? "The Grate Escape"!

'I'll have what he's having!' (Oliver).

The Elephant Man makes his famous declaration.

"Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine."

"Badgers? We ain't got no badgers....we don't need no badgers....I don't have to show you any stinkin' badgers!!"

Radiator - Father to a murdered piston, husband to a murdered boiler, I will have my vengeance, if not in this life, then in the next...