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'When the DVD has a number 18 on the cover, it means we can't tell Mum we watched it.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Queen Kong

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

Cosy night in

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'