Movie Night Ponderer Gifts

Will wait in line 4 food.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinemuck

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Queen Kong

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Cosy night in

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

The Odd Couple.

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'