Movie Night Nostalgist Mugs

Future Nostalgia

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

Couple Watching Scary Film

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Kissing at the Movies

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

"I don't know. Do you want to watch a moovie?"

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"Did I miss something?"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'I don't know, son, if Cain and Abel watched Mr. Rogers. I just know they didn't have any neighbors.'

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'Bond is back...again...!'

'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

Information Superhighway to Rio...Starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy LaMour.

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

'Are you crying?'

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.