Movie Misinterpreter T-Shirts

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! The Senate. They tried AGAIN to repeal Obamacare, this time by hiding it in the tax bill. When's it going to stop? It's so repetitive. This reminds me of "Groundhog Day," that film where that lovely Mr. Bill Murray went from having a great personality to being a horrible loser. Um ... I don't think that's what you were supposed to take from the movie. There is one adorable deleted scene with a chainsaw. It's on the Youtube.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Love at First Sight

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I thought you said I needed to get some 'extra size'."

"My guess it's guacamole."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"I learned that Moses partied on the Red Sea today."

"Call the fire department!"

The International Date Line

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'