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"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'Play it again, Sam.'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Tom Hanks

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

The sunglasses.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Carbon Dating

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

The hall of bad ideas.

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Now all we need is a good script."

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Robert Mitchum

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

The Bride of Frankenstein

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."