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"I love my luvvie."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

The tooth fairy.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Birds Following Witch.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Fairy tale

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"So, how's your other half?"

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Best Special Effects Award

David Blaine, Age 60

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Moses Separates the Cream. . .