Movie Humor Appreciator Gifts

BIJOU THEATER, 'That should've been X-rated - She kissed him right on the MOUTH!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

baby sweetcorn...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'