Movie Dialogue Buffs Pillows

'I'm groping for a snappy, Hollywood-style one-liner in answer to your question, your Honor, but all I'm coming up with is 'Not Guilty!''

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Director/Action Man toy.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Silence of the Chickens...

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Albert & Myra - The End Story

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Housekeeping?!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"The Eggsorcist"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"