Movements Gifts

Lady Liberty Passing the Torch

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Turn, turn and turn.

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Ice skater

The Berlin Peace Movement

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Sidewalk Ballet

Dancing woman

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Spiritual Lives Matter

Freestyling.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Home Sweet Home

State of the Union

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

House sale.

Realty. Remember

The 99% of the 1%

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"