Mouse-sized Marvels Fan Gifts

MP opens letter - A tiny lady pops out of envelope.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Remember me?'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Inaction Figure

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Bonsai Exhibit

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Revenge of the Mice

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

You've got to admire his spunk.

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Cat and mouse tennis court

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Children.

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

Do you do portraits as well?

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."