Mouse-sized Marvels Fan Gifts

MP opens letter - A tiny lady pops out of envelope.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Remember me?'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Inaction Figure

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Bonsai Exhibit

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Revenge of the Mice

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

Um, aren't you meant to open the window first?

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Cat and mouse tennis court

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magical box of chocolates.

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Children.

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."

Bonsai farms: 'We started growing normal trees, but it didn't work out!'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Do you do portraits as well?

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.