Mouse Joke Fan Pillows

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"The genetically modified corn wants us to knock it off with the crop circles."

Mouse thieves.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

What salt shakers find amusing

'The Zoo just ain't what it used to be!'

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

Occidental

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"You're distant today..."

'Sorry I'm late - I found a fermented honey tree.'

Mouse with Christmas Cake

Mouse Horror Story

What time is it Mr. Wolf? Like I haven't heard that one before!

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

'Good morning boys and girls. Today's lesson is 'running'...sounds simple, but humans make it much more complicated!'

'Disorganized Crime.'

'Don't look at me that way, I am allergic to being eaten.'

"He's not fooling anyone..."

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'There!...NOW do you believe the phone's engaged?!'