Mouse Joke Fan Prints

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

Shampoo.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"The genetically modified corn wants us to knock it off with the crop circles."

Mouse thieves.

What salt shakers find amusing

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

Occidental

'The Zoo just ain't what it used to be!'

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

"You're distant today..."

Mouse Horror Story

'Sorry I'm late - I found a fermented honey tree.'

"So what would you conclude is the primary cause of aggression in mice?"

What time is it Mr. Wolf? Like I haven't heard that one before!

Psst … How can you tell the twins apart? They smell identical!

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

Mouse with Christmas Cake

"He's not fooling anyone..."

'Good morning boys and girls. Today's lesson is 'running'...sounds simple, but humans make it much more complicated!'

'Disorganized Crime.'

'Don't look at me that way, I am allergic to being eaten.'

"I'm not crossing the road. I'm waiting for an Uber."

Clearance 3". !

Did you feel that, Randy? I think I was an earthquake. Tough to tell, little buddy. I had just come up with an idea for a new book in my "Randy's MAN-uals" series. The working title would be "The Back-Hair Formula: How to Ensure Your Inner Beast is a Lion, Not a Woolly Mammoth" I'll have to shorten that, of course. The earth often shakes when I get a good idea. Well, my mind was completely blank at the time, so ... pretty sure it was an earthquake.

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