Mouse Flavor Maverick Pillows

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Rogue elephant

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Hairstyles

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'It's beans OR toast, not beans ON toast.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Beard, socks and sandals.

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

A man working on a model airplane

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

The Senior Fashionista

"It's not even artisanal."

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"Great stupid haircut!"

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"