"Wrong line, buddy."
Mourner T-Shirts
Find a thoughtful t-shirt to honor mourning professionals or support someone coping with loss. Our designs blend sensitivity with subtle wit, making them a meaningful gesture for those in grief-related roles.
"Whilst I appreciate the vacuum demonstration, I do not wish to have my late mother's ashes on my new carpet!"
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
Bowled over again!
American Idle.
'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'
"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."
"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."
"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"
"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."
"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."
Starvation Watching
"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."
Life after death
"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."
"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."
Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.
"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."
Birthday To-Do List
'Se Non E Vero' Etc.
'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'
"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"
Inactive wear store.
'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'
John Stride
Ventriloquist Grave
"Your husband says BOO!"
"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."
"Let's see what's going on in the world."
'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'
But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?
'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'
Mourner T-Shirts Collection
Mourner Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs suited for mourners and professionals in grief support, blending respect and warmth in every design.
Mourner Pillows
Comfort and support come together in our pillows for mourners, perfect for adding a touch of solace to their space.
Mourner Prints
Find meaningful prints that recognize those who hold the role of a mourner, offering both dignity and encouragement.