Mountaintop Munchies Pillows

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

'Because Elvis is FULL of philosophical insights.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

Snacks

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

'Nobody's looking -- how about a third-eye opener?'

Doomed Food Group

'Can I use your mantra today? - I forgot mine.'

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

'Hole it, Goopta - the Grand Lama just raised the retirement age again.'

"Change is good, especially in others."

'Move over, buster -- affirmative action!'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'Man, I've been spending too much time up here...'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

Monster eating furniture,

'Never catch snowflakes on your tongue while the birds are flying!'

"If the universe wanted us to be productive it wouldn't have given us social media."

"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."