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Echo Echo Point Point.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Wolf Karaoke

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Biodiversity

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

'Nice jingle!'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Birds with Headphones

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

David Attenborough's Morning

"I'm in disguise."

"I like to stay on top of things."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Clouds

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Ecotourism.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

Grass huggers.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

The Destruction of the Environment

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"