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"Hold on a minute, Heidrick and Struggles is on the line."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Runner going through hurdles.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

The Real American Dream

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

Mount Everest.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"It's my side rustle."

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

Isn't It Exciting?

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

Rock Climber

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'