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'You knew investment banking was dangerous when you took the job!'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Engineer on the move.

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'WRONG PIN NUMBER!'

'Will you make the final table?'

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"Let's not forget one thing—theirs is California money."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Portfolio evaluation; $2.50'

'I forgot my keys!'

"Ask your doctor if you're strong enough to day trade options."

'Well. I hope you at least closed the sale, Harry.'

Get rich quick.

'We haven't made a dime all day -- maybe renting an office wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

A perk of self-employment.

Clancy: Starting Out with Nothing