Motorcycle Lover Turned Investor T-Shirts

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Dairy Devil

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Hell's Angels

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'