Motivational Story Lover Gifts

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Jacques et Jille

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"What did Jesus order?"

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Regifts of the Magi

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Fairy tale

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"