Motivational Story Lover Prints

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Jacques et Jille

"What did Jesus order?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Regifts of the Magi

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Fairy tale

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."