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'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Any questions?"

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'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Go! Means NOW!

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Hanging off every word...

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"I think I can". (train)

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'