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"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"What other tricks does he need?"

Dedication to excellence....

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Peacock of Productivity

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

'Have you been working out?'

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

Turkey survivability - 'It's all in being able to put the old fork down and say no.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Leadership never hibernates.

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

When motivational speakers are TOO effective.

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"Incentive program, you mean like your paycheck?"

What's STM? Seize the moment!

"Be proud you're an ant...and don't let anyone step on you!"

Pot Needles

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'