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The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Go! Means NOW!

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Meanwhile, obsessing about productivity is way up."

Courage. Love.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

Economic Conference.

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Anxiety of Change

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

"Before I continue past my opening joke, I want to know if she is laughing or crying."

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

The emergence of a leader.

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.