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"Vision: It's what took a small workshop in the North Pole and turned it into the massive global enterprise we know today."

'Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You can only hope the second day of the rest of your life is more interesting.'

"Never give up on your hops and dreams, son."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Remember, if the chute doesn't work it's the chute's fault, not yours. DO NOT BLAME YOURSELF!"

"You want motivation? I'll give you motivation: if you win your races, you'll reture on a stud farm, but if you keep on losing, it's off to the knackery!"

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Any questions?"

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'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Go! Means NOW!

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Hanging off every word...

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Courage. Love.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."