Motivational Programs Pillows

"We're trying a new incentive program. Bacon?"

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Go! Means NOW!

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

GCSEs

Courage. Love.

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Team Leader

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

Anxiety of Change

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Personal Cheerleader.

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

The Self Esteem Seminar had really helped him.

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

'Don't give up the day job...'

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

Motivation Coach

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

Go get it! Good boy! I'm more motivated by carrots than by sticks!

'Give me a raise now please.'

'Five more, Billy! No pain, no gain!!'