Motivational Poster Fan Mugs

Hug someone you love today.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"Have somebody get rid of that!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Turkey survivability - 'It's all in being able to put the old fork down and say no.'

Keep Calm and Cover Your Ass

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'

Think Big: 'It's too small!'

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

When motivational speakers are TOO effective.

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, unless you know something we don't.

A restaurant called "Eat'n'Eat"

I truly believe I was destined for greatness. Then I see a pile of excrement on the floor and I think'...Oh well!'

'Ms. Jennings, have you seen my 'Organization is the Key to the Success' poster?'

And remember this carrot doubles as a stick.

Snail Shoes

"Sorry, Boss. I guess I wasn't thinking."

Grass is greener...

"We will rebuild!"

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

"Your problem is, when you have a window of opportunity, you usually jump out of the window."

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

'I'll admit I was sceptical.'

"Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!"

Have Fun

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

'It saves me the trouble of constantly reminding myself what's my motvation.'

"I like to stay positive."