Promotion Fan Mugs

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'How fast can you hype?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The Da Vinci Cod

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'I win!'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Rembrandt's Selfies

'I've been made junior partner.'

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I believe you were first.'

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Aren't all gifts free?

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

The Race

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

Thomas Wyatt